Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I told a coworker I loved her cute baby bump, and asked when 'the little guy' was due. She glared at me and said, “I had the baby two months ago. You saw him a month ago, here, in this office.” FML
Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
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Top comments
Ozmat 0
ydi for being so self conscious you need to lie, say you're not pregnant and she feels awful
Lounia_fml 8
I'm curious as to why you were in the baby department if you're not pregnant?
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Comments (54)
crazycornn 0
well she probably assumed that you were due because you were shopping in the baby section...it might not be because you're fat or something. sorry if you are though xD
RaVeN53 7
then why were u shopping there O_o
toyota4life94 6
well, it people like you who give America the fat ass name. thanks! I love being skinny.
omgpplthesedays 0
Uhm.... no offense but that's kinda rude. I'm sure you're skinny and pretty but you don't have to put this person down like that...
jonseyop 0
or she already had her baby and is now buying clothes for it?
JazzytheMan 3
She may have assumed you just weren't showing yet. Some people don't start swelling till LATE in the pregnancy.
Cenobyte 10
That's just horrible. The stupid woman should know better than to ask a question like that. Being in the baby department is no excuse. You should never ask a lady that
bigantennaemay 3
maybe that's a sign that you should lose some damn weight, you fat ugly bitch!!!!!!!!!
komatights 5
Or a sign that she was in the baby department, you judgemental prick.
tomutz 0
Lol fatty
jennigraff 2
its ok hunn, my stomach sticks out cuz i got rods n my back for scoliosis, which pushes my stomach out, ppl have been asking me if im pregnant for the last 3 yrs and im 16
omgpplthesedays 0
omg don't feel bad hun. You're beautiful the way you are, and you don't need anyone to tell you anything kay? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I'm sure that you're beautiful :) Dont listen to other peoples rude, insensitive, impertinent and derogatory comments! They don't know what the hell they're talking about! *hem hem* talking to some specific individuals here. Life's gonna be what you make it, so make it right ;) Don't listen to people cause as the username says OMG PEOPLE THESE DAYS!