Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I told a coworker I loved her cute baby bump, and asked when 'the little guy' was due. She glared at me and said, “I had the baby two months ago. You saw him a month ago, here, in this office.” FML
Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
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Top comments
Ozmat 0
ydi for being so self conscious you need to lie, say you're not pregnant and she feels awful
Lounia_fml 8
I'm curious as to why you were in the baby department if you're not pregnant?
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Comments (54)
biancadiangelo_fml 0
vlakas. YDI
xXSillyLoveXx 0
Greek? :)
perdix 31
Actually, you didn't lie, you told a half-truth. You're not due to have a baby, but you are overdue to visit your local weight-loss center. (I could recommend my favorite program, but I don't want to be called a ***** for them.)
BeastNerd 3
Wow, perdix. You worded your comment extremely well, yet it took me a while to get the gist of it. I read it about four times, feeling like a confused dimwit. Just thought I'd say so :D.
goldfish78 11
you were pretending to be & do shoplifting.
thewifey310 7
gym time!!! i knoo its a pain in the ass, but working out makes u feel wayy better, u shud try it out
bachooka 5
I recommend MyFitnessPal.com. because it is free... and because it helped me lose fifty pounds over 6 months.
whitewoods 3
Well that probably ruined your day, didn't it.
derpherp 0
She is probably planning, though. (^○^)
fjretsel 1
did she ask you what you were going to name your triplets?
clarky_95 0
u deserved it for being overweight and that's rude that she randomly asks u
vietguy808 0
get to the gym ASAP