Work: Communication breakdown

Communication breakdown

By Austin - 12/02/2011 07:50 - United States

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML

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By fml - 05/02/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

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By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML

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You deserved it 9 330

By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 15:00 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML

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You deserved it 8 686

By Anonymous - 24/06/2018 20:30

Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML

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You deserved it 212

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 591

By mysterygurll1234567 - 20/01/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 710

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 18:21 - France

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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You deserved it 2 213

By allinicolesmh - 08/08/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 261

You deserved it 2 698

By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 168

You deserved it 1 924

RosiePatosie 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:12

talk to him about it?

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:05

Be a better employee and a better son(:

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:05

Be a better employee and a better son(:

Mubus 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 23:50

Dad Win!

rockyraccoon28 8

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:11

wow, dad likes to do things the hard way. mailing a letter to his son at the same address? good thinking dad.

RosiePatosie 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:12

talk to him about it?

camerican21 1

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:14

did he actually mail it or just put it in the mailbox?

xNikkiez 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:58

what does it matter? it was still by mail.

meowmeowwkitty 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 5:03

bitch.

flybye 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:15

Tell him he's the best dad ever and kick him in the nuts.

derpherp 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:20

Son, I am disabling.

MLuckyCapoeirist 6

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:39

Well yeah, after all you fired him.

derpherp 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:22

Son, I am disappoint*

whitewoods 3

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:37

Leave the nest already.

zephyrnok 9

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:39

Reverse-Nepotism at its finest. Thank your father.

whitewoods 3

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:39

Leave the nest already.

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