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That's not really a dump-worthy transgression unless she's that rude all the time.
But if she's rude like that for no good reason then I agree with her, It's dump wothy..
If you take your partner for granted and are rude like that, you'll be singel for life too.
I don't know...this could be a hint at her personality, imo. The OP needed her to look after him (which is a good idea...OP won't be able to drive anywhere for a day or so, and will also be taking prescription pain killers which can have side-effects) and she wasn't there for him when she said she would be. Sure, it might just be a one-time thing. But it also might be a pretty big clue towards her unreliability, and/or her uncaring nature towards a loved one who needs help/is in pain.
That's absolutely dump worthy. I couldn't stand to be together with someone who blatantly showed such disregard for me and my pain. That's hurtful and just plain rude. I'd never call something like this "small"...
What kind of plans? I hope it doesn't involve a boy. Also, who wouldn't want to see their bf/gf?
Maybe she's on her period
I agree with #1.
Wow nice girlfriend, why would you be with someone like that? :/ sorry for you man!
Personally I find the tampon comment funny. And wisdom teeth being removed isn't a huge deal. It's not like he got a leg amputated...
It's still pretty painful. I know how it feels OP, my boyfriend came over to my house with his friends to take pictures of my chipmunk cheeks to put on facebook =/
It's still considered a surgical operation, and requires a few days of recovery (about a week, sometimes more depending on the situation.) And really, OP won't be allowed to drive for the next day or so, and might have side-effects to the painkillers he'll be taking. That's why doctors and dentists recommend that a patient not be alone for the next few days after having their wisdom teeth removed. Too many people treat it as no big deal, and can end up with torn stitches, infections or sometimes worse.
OP's appropriate response could have been: Well you can go **** yourself because I ain't doing it
Damn. BTW. You aren't supposed to "suck" on anything. Unless you want a dry socket.
Speckledots, how did you know that? Are you a dental assistant?
Probably because if you have had your wisdom teeth pulled, you will have been warned by the dentist that sucking, smoking etc will cause dry socket.
Dentists these days tend to give you forms on what not to do and how to take care of your teeth. Ya know. proper procedure and such.
When I had my wisdom teeth removed, my dentist gave me a form with information on what to do and not to do. You can't suck on anything (like a straw for example) because the pressure will remove the blood clot from the open wound and then you can get dry socket or an infection. My dentist advised me to just apply gauze every 15-30 minutes depending on how much bleeding there was.
THANK YOU! Point proven.
Oops
I had the exact same thing happen to me as 86.
my shit dentist didn't give me any form. sooo....I got a dry socket. first and last time he will ever be my dentist. (it was my first wisdom tooth removal) :(
please tell me you broke up with her...
If I was her I would have said "put a tampon up you mangina and man up pussy."
Onlychildftw, I can tell by your FML profile that you're a moron. That explains your comment. Also, your comment leads me to believe you don't treat your girlfriend/boyfriend very well.
... Said no one ever. LoL
Alright, anyone want to explain sarcasm to #12?
That there was real clever like, that there was.
Your picture, yes
Yes, "meluvbewbs", you CLEARLY look like the type of person to give good relationship advice.
Actually not a bad idea. If you've had teeth pulled you'd know ...
I see who has the balls in this relationship..
Then you have gotten way too intimate with OP.
Those are all terrible puns. Or teethible, whichever you prefer.
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Ex girlfriend I hope!
Damn. BTW. You aren't supposed to "suck" on anything. Unless you want a dry socket.