Intimacy: Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with...

By sigh - 07/11/2015 05:39 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML

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arano 29

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Sunday 8 November 2015 0:47

Your husband is a moron...

juicy_extasy 25

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Sunday 8 November 2015 0:47

Show him a high school biology book so he gets educated. Win-win.

arano 29

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Sunday 8 November 2015 0:47

Your husband is a moron...

csjc 16

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Sunday 8 November 2015 1:20

I couldn't agree more.

Cads1 24

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Sunday 8 November 2015 2:56

He just doesn't want give their child dimples!

Elban 20

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Sunday 8 November 2015 5:16

Yeah, have that kid come out looking like a golfball. Hey, at least you would already have a great name.... Titleist

NeatNit 32

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Sunday 8 November 2015 7:53

To be fair, you can't blame a guy for not wanting to bang a pregnant woman. I'll go ahead and give him the benefit of the doubt that he wasn't 100% serious when he made that metaphor

mjmaher81 5

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Sunday 8 November 2015 9:38

It's possible he thought it was a issue of morals.

juicy_extasy 25

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Sunday 8 November 2015 0:47

Show him a high school biology book so he gets educated. Win-win.

gogo44444 28

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Sunday 8 November 2015 1:00

Or a condom

higgysaurus 18

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Sunday 8 November 2015 1:06

#12 it seems a bit late for that

el_bell3618 29

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Sunday 8 November 2015 0:49

On the bright side, he's careful!

Lalala579121 27

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Sunday 8 November 2015 1:15

That's not really being careful. More like being disgusted for a very dumb reason.

tibtak_fml 10

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Sunday 8 November 2015 6:34

On the bride side, he is too careful

Miss_Whipped 43

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Sunday 8 November 2015 7:01

Not careful enough, she's pregnant!

Xamry14 10

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Sunday 8 November 2015 7:37

How do you know it wasn't planned? Some people actually want their kids. Novel thing isn't it?

Emmamazing 26

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Sunday 8 November 2015 0:51

I hope your child doesn't turn out as dumb as he is

milehigh52 22

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Sunday 8 November 2015 4:03

I wouldn't call him dumb, just ignorant.

anarchymaniac 22

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Sunday 8 November 2015 0:52

Wow he's dumb

xTommytheGUNx 15

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Sunday 8 November 2015 0:53

.....and that's why the our sex education system needs to be better

katelng09 16

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Sunday 8 November 2015 0:54

Someone didn't pay attention in high school..

lil_ham1644 29

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Sunday 8 November 2015 4:18

I don't remember that lesson in high school.

Alexandria79 22

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Sunday 8 November 2015 0:54

I'd tell him it's your vagina and the baby is up higher. if he keeps refusing then tell him the truth...he's not big enough to even come close to the baby. lol

ohSNAPyall 26

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Sunday 8 November 2015 6:40

Up higher, in the uterus.

danceinconverse 25

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Sunday 8 November 2015 18:11

Bahaha perfect!!!

HollyQuinn 21

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Sunday 8 November 2015 0:56

I hope the baby inherits your brains!

wobbly1 16

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Sunday 8 November 2015 15:14

My son must have gotten his brains from his his mother because I still have mine.

plsdonthateme 10

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Friday 20 May 2016 1:29

I don't understand why #91 is in negatives, it's really a good joke

soulreaper12296 28

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Sunday 8 November 2015 0:59

Well I wouldn't really want to have sex with someone who's pregnant either. To me it just seems weird.

foxy_grampa 19

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Sunday 8 November 2015 1:33

Women don't really start to show until they're 4 or 5 months along, they don't get the bigger belly that people think of with pregnancy until they are further along. And if I remember correctly As long as she isn't in her third trimester (when sex could trigger premature labor) it would be safe. His reason is altogether stupid though. I believe there was an episode on George Lopez about this situation.

bapbap_fml 15

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Sunday 8 November 2015 2:16

I could see feeling weird about it of it were a random hookup with a pregnant woman. But if it's your spouse/partner who is carrying your child what's so weird? The baby is not in the vagina, your penis gets nowhere near it.

loko0909 13

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Sunday 8 November 2015 3:56

you can actually have sex though out the entire pregnancy. they actually encourage sex when you are close to 40 weeks, because it can help the cervix thin out so you'll go into labor.

madscientist_17 15

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Sunday 8 November 2015 4:46

A lot of men are really attracted to pregnant women. It's awfully weird.

militarybrat 21

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Sunday 8 November 2015 5:45

Women can be extremely horny during pregnancy. What makes it weird? Its not like you can feel anything with your dick. Even if you were big you couldnt feel anything.