Today, while on patrol with my partner, we came across a guy getting a beat-down on the sidewalk. After restraining the attacker, we helped the victim to his feet, only for him to spit at us and call us "goddamn pigs". You're welcome, sir. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
Today, I was cleaning up litter from the street, when a guy asked who I work for. I said nobody and that I was just doing some community service. Before I could clarify that it was voluntary community service, he called me a "piece of shit delinquent", spat on me, and walked off. FML
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Today, on my first day as a community support officer, a 7-foot meathead in the middle of a domestic argument told me to “piss off shorty”, and when I asked him not to swear at me, he picked me up one-handed and threw me in a builder's skip full of mud and wet cement. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
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juan3611 14
This is why we can't have nice things.
Malfurious 17
Some people don't deserve the decency extended by others - it's good to know there are decent people like you guys looking out for others.
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Comments (95)
foxy_grampa 19
You should've just let go of the attacker
blackonblight 33
Much respect that you kept your cool and just did your job. It probably would have been easy to find things to charge him with and make the guy suffer for acting like a shitbag, more credit to you for not doing so.
Peachy2392 26
I'm really sorry that happened to you. My boyfriend is an officer and has come home with similar stories. I wish people had more respect for what y'all do. Now, there are bad cops out there which is unfortunate, but the majority love their job, enjoy and take pride in helping their community and keeping people safe.
mrose6 1
I mean I hate the cops as much as the next time but that's ungrateful. I would of let the other guy go and walked away and let him resume his ass kicking.
Peachy2392 26
It seems as though most people who hate cops are those who have had a lot of run ins with them. Stay out of trouble and you'll find that cops are very beneficial to a community.
Ben009 13
I bet there was a good reason he was getting the beat down. What a Douche Bag
surfer417 3
Keep up the good work. Today's victim, tomorrow's suspect.
kakakarotcake 17
People like that are the reason good cops go bad. sorry OP
kakakarotcake 17
#24 spitting on some one is battery. not assault with a deadly weapon.
Laidbackmofo 13
I think the victim got beaten too hard
iNicoLTD 23
Some people have no respect. Thank you for keeping our country safe.