Daily struggle
By hook me up with some smack, Jack - 01/08/2015 06:18 - Australia - Perth
By hook me up with some smack, Jack - 01/08/2015 06:18 - Australia - Perth
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - La Mesa
By frustrated - 17/05/2014 10:11 - United States - Forest Park
By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie
By Jonoq - 04/10/2019 16:00 - Canada
By dunno why we bother - 31/03/2014 20:07 - United States - Tampa
By dinkley7 - 25/04/2021 02:00
By AkaiKitsune - 17/06/2017 14:00
By PleaseCalmDownThisIsALibrary - 30/06/2023 16:00 - United States - Columbia
By Anonymous - 10/09/2020 14:01
By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01
Well at least he's now in a place where he can't harm himself or others. Keep up the good work Op. :)
Yes, because getting high off shit is "living the life."
we know it's a joke, is it a bad one?
^^ Yes. Definitely a bad one.
hopefully you're being sarcastic
Nobody gets paid enough to deal with that
At least he didn't try to eat your face off.
He must have been on that Molly
I know how you feel OP. Except i wasn't a cop, and the person who was high was my brother.
OP isn't a cop either.
Try
Why is #31 downvoted? I thought OP wasn't a cop either because the FML says "another" paramedic.
I've heard some places they are now giving ketamine to calm people like that down because nothing else works. Glad you all got to go home that night.
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Nobody gets paid enough to deal with that
Well at least he's now in a place where he can't harm himself or others. Keep up the good work Op. :)