By horny bastard - 16/01/2009 08:34 - United States

By horny bastard - 16/01/2009 08:34 - United States
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why not invest in a real doll if your actually that sad
Agreed. It is fmls like this one that inspired my name... Op if it really sucks, put your dick in it ;)
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha you could just make a porno with your hot best friend (girl or boy)
like Zack and Miri?
OMG GUYZ, I ACCIDENTALLY MY FLESHLIGHT.
whats a fleshlight?
Google is your friend
A think you shove up your vag
See, this is why you will die alone. Not because you're overweight, or because you don't have a job- though, those things certainly don't help. But because you have no ambition, no aspirations, no hopes, no desires, no drive. As a woman, I can definitively say that there is nothing less attractive than self-imposed hopelessness. That sort of depression is absolutely contagious. I'm sure you have positive traits, but this post has officially labeled you as the worst sort of loser: a boring loser with no desire to change that.
wow, bitch...
I second this.
I completely agree with you.
46- Agreed.
100% agree Tex.
what, so she's stuck up because this type of man doesn't do it for her? get a reality check
So everyone with depression is completely unattractive and basically a loser? I have depression yet I haven't had any one I ever dated dump me specifically for that reason, not every woman thinks like you so don't act like what you said applies to most women, just superficial ones that expect to be with sports stars or geniuses
Although they try, a 'Fleshlight' is nothing like having sex with a real woman.
all i can say is you're the biggest loser i've read about so far. I wish i had invested in the company that makes fleshlites, as i'm sure their's more losers out their like you that would buy them. Stop smoking pot, get a job, get a savings account, and start running. #9 was right. start doing something about it.
"fleshlite" and "their's more losers" Should be "fleshlight" and "there's more losers" also, have you ever heard of capitalization?
GRAMMAR NAZI!!! Jk, I just want to feel important T~T
ugh another grammar Nazi >.>
oh god who cares about grammar
Just like all women who own a vibrator are losers, too, right?
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See, this is why you will die alone. Not because you're overweight, or because you don't have a job- though, those things certainly don't help. But because you have no ambition, no aspirations, no hopes, no desires, no drive. As a woman, I can definitively say that there is nothing less attractive than self-imposed hopelessness. That sort of depression is absolutely contagious. I'm sure you have positive traits, but this post has officially labeled you as the worst sort of loser: a boring loser with no desire to change that.
Google is your friend