Today, I caught one of my cats drinking my coffee again. Seems like I'll have to buy one of those mugs with a ceramic lid. FML
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Today, I made myself a perfect latte and sat down at my desk, feeling pretty good about my day so far. My cat then jumped on the desk, slipped, and kicked my mug directly into my keyboard. The cat looked me confused while coffee seeped into my laptop. It was only 9:02 AM. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, my cats decided to start sprinting back and forth across the house while I was holding a cup of coffee. They both ran into each of my legs in unison, sending me crashing down on top of them. I also hit my head on the corner of a shelf and spilled coffee all over my neck, in addition to breaking the cup. FML
Today, I finally convinced my shy new cat to come out from under the bed and hang out with me on the couch. I felt like a true cat whisperer until, in the middle of petting her, she jumped up, knocked over my mug, and spilled hot cocoa all over my book. She then looked at me as if I was the one who messed up. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had barfed all over my laptop's keyboard and screen, filling each nook and cranny of the stuff. As if that wasn't bad enough, when I went to make coffee to deal with the stress, I found that I was out of coffee. FML
Today, I walked out the bathroom and saw my girlfriend peeing in a mug. She said that's the mug she uses when she can't hold it anymore. That's the mug I put my coffee in every morning. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had peed all over my coffee table, and more specifically on my laptop, completely ruining it. When I confronted her, she looked at me with what I can only describe as a smug expression, as if to say, "You're not the boss of me." FML
Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML
Today, I learned that our cats love to knock over glasses and cups, particularly if they have liquid in them. The latest victim of their antics? My expensive computer keyboard. FML
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Vesi 30
Yep only you: Why Caffeine is Dangerous: High Sensitivity: Cats are much smaller than humans and cannot process caffeine, making even small amounts dangerous. Common Sources: Coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, chocolate, coffee grounds, and certain medications contain harmful levels of caffeine. Severe Effects: It overstimulates the central nervous system and heart, which can cause organ damage or be fatal.
Vesi 30
OP, Do whatever you need to prevent that cat from drinking anymore. Caffeine is highly dangerous to both cats and dogs and you can lose that cat if it continues.
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DLBL 23
Am I the only one who wants to see a cat on caffeine?
Vesi 30
Yep only you: Why Caffeine is Dangerous: High Sensitivity: Cats are much smaller than humans and cannot process caffeine, making even small amounts dangerous. Common Sources: Coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, chocolate, coffee grounds, and certain medications contain harmful levels of caffeine. Severe Effects: It overstimulates the central nervous system and heart, which can cause organ damage or be fatal.
Vesi 30
OP, Do whatever you need to prevent that cat from drinking anymore. Caffeine is highly dangerous to both cats and dogs and you can lose that cat if it continues.