Appropriate force

By Peppered and Zapped - 07/04/2020 05:00

Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 995
You deserved it 180

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I think you're on the wrong career path. Instead of returning to work, you oughta... ...wait on it... ...bounce!

Wait a minute, where are you that bars are still open? I'm going crazy with this quarantine!

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I think you're on the wrong career path. Instead of returning to work, you oughta... ...wait on it... ...bounce!

fantastic delivery.

Wait a minute, where are you that bars are still open? I'm going crazy with this quarantine!

Just because the FML starts with "today", doesn't mean it actually happened today. For all we know, it may have happened 10 years ago...

You aren't suppose to take someone after they are peppered sprayed because the person can catch on fire. As much as I want to believe this, I smell something fishy.

Police brutality at its finest

This has yet to happen. July 4th is when itll happen. Man so many psychics and time jumpers. Amazing

Three bets that the drunk was a white dude and the OP wasn’t