Maybe your boyfriend thinks he's dating 1 girl with 2 personas?

Seriously... you should get together with her and both slap his cheeks so he has dual red hand prints

You're so nice, he's dating you twice.

Who's the evil twin? Seriously, this guy is slick! Curious, How did you find out?

At least it will be impossible to confuse the two of you in bed! That's a horrible thing to think about, actually. I'm sorry, OP.

He just can't get enough of you! Marry him.

I know cheating is bad and all, but for real though, that's some genius planning if it's not just a massive coincidence.

At least he made it easier on himself? Or he has that memory condition where he doesn't know faces and just thinks you go to a different house all the time.

So, when he calls out your name during sex, he’s probably calling you by hers. If it’s any consolation, he’s certainly calling out your name when he’s banging her. There’s gotta be a pony in there somewhere!

Damn what an asshole