Sliced and diced

My PP just retracted at the thought of that.

what kind of person actually thinks anyone could deserve that...... I dont get it

Actually he had to lock the door. What if the little kid was afraid at night and needed his mum to calm down but then got traumatized by what he just saw?

people who know what a door lock is

I agree with you 100%

Always lock the door when you’re doing stuff you don’t want other people to see, especially children.

Sorry but thats fucking hilarious!! Sucks that your dick took the punishment but thats a chuckle. You do realize there's an invention called a "lock" on your door? That would have been the first thing I did. Now it sounds like you won't get a BJ or sex for at least another couple weeks....

I have kids.. so i understand how much of a knack they always seem to have when it comes to timing.

I feel sorry for the both of you, and I hope you both feel much better now.
Such naughty kids! I would have smacked their butts for getting out of bed when they should have been asleep and for barging in when I'm sure they would have been taught to knock.

You’re absolutely right. When you have kids you know just how inconvenient their timing always seems to be.
That just makes this more of a YDI situation. Kids are known for this shit. LOCK YOUR DOOR.

Side note: he doesn’t actually deserve to get his penis mauled. But this whole thing could have been avoided with common sense.