Horny

By Anonymous - 11/01/2022 14:02

Spicy
Today, it’s been so long since I got laid, I got turned on by a knothole in a tree trunk because it looked a lot like a woman’s downstairs area. FML
I agree, your life sucks 394
You deserved it 773

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There's probably going to be lots of comments making fun of you OP, but most of us know what it's like to be down bad or being in a dry spell. Let's be all be nice, many of us are only a breakup away from being where he is. I hope things get better my dude.

And now we know why you're not getting laid. Downstairs area???

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If you do fuck a tree, be discreet. You might get canceled by the #TreeToo movement!

There's probably going to be lots of comments making fun of you OP, but most of us know what it's like to be down bad or being in a dry spell. Let's be all be nice, many of us are only a breakup away from being where he is. I hope things get better my dude.

Shame on you OP for having such knotty thoughts!

And now we know why you're not getting laid. Downstairs area???

I don't get it. What's so arousing about a basement? Unless it's a sex dungeon.