Horny

By Anonymous - 11/01/2022 14:02

Spicy
Today, it’s been so long since I got laid, I got turned on by a knothole in a tree trunk because it looked a lot like a woman’s downstairs area. FML
I agree, your life sucks 538
You deserved it 1 099

Same thing different taste

Top comments

randybryant799 20

And now we know why you're not getting laid. Downstairs area???

Shame on you OP for having such knotty thoughts!

Comments

If you do **** a tree, be discreet. You might get canceled by the #TreeToo movement!

Shame on you OP for having such knotty thoughts!

randybryant799 20

And now we know why you're not getting laid. Downstairs area???

diraven 15

I don't get it. What's so arousing about a basement? Unless it's a sex dungeon.