Intimacy: Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told...

By anonymous - 20/02/2010 01:47 - Ireland

Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML

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By pornhastaughtmenothing - 21/02/2013 08:46 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 23:24 - United States - Winder

Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

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By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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Heated gamer moment

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 00:00

Today, I thought it would be hot to go down on my girlfriend while she was playing a video game on the PC. Unfortunately, someone killed her in game and she wheeled the chair forward in anger, right into my nuts. It took her a few seconds to notice, then she blamed me for getting her killed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML

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Talk to her!

By Anonymoys - 06/04/2021 23:30 - United Kingdom

Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML

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majones 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:05

Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:11

That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P

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MadaZer0 8

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:43

Yeah? But I bet you play like a level 1.

TheSlipperyNippl 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:49

I wouldn't have "noob tubed" her or "semtexed" her... I wouldve dumped her

awwdudethatsux 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:02

LOL!!!! Win! k all ya Gatta do is Nuke her Ass with tactical!!

p3rfect_ins4nity 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:06

noob!!!!! lol that's classic

goonie85 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:38

Awesome. I've told my husband he should get an achievement for some things though.... We're like that, except he's the COD

karro 1

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:46

ahahaha! runescape owns;)

misswicked 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 21:02

Dam that was funny. Honestly maybe the problem is really her. maybe her controls arent tight enough.

bidoof_fml 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 21:02

l2p Snickers

LaureoTheOreo 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 21:13

haha, i'm a little bit worried that this is about me :S

illadelphiaCOBL 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 21:18

YDI for bein a noob

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Same thing different taste

Get out of the way

Heated gamer moment

Talk to her!

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