Intimacy: Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told... - FML

By anonymous - 20/02/2010 01:47 - Ireland

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Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

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Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML

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By pornhastaughtmenothing - 21/02/2013 08:46 - United States - Tacoma

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Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 23:24 - United States - Winder

Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 16:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

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By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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Heated gamer moment

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 00:00

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Today, I thought it would be hot to go down on my girlfriend while she was playing a video game on the PC. Unfortunately, someone killed her in game and she wheeled the chair forward in anger, right into my nuts. It took her a few seconds to notice, then she blamed me for getting her killed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML

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Talk to her!

By Anonymoys - 06/04/2021 23:30 - United Kingdom

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Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML

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majones 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:05

Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:11

That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P

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xandervincent 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:01

FHL for dating a noob.

alex1432 9

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:24

I'm 4th prestige....

ookie2 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:28

dude all u have to do is call in an AC-130 on her ass then se won't call u a noob

highsheep 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:35

YDI you noon!

uberpwnage 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:57

116 uberpwnage

mikecapp 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 17:27

warfcraft win

Danielt104 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 17:30

Acctually, the word "noob" is supposed to be spelled newb, because it comes from the word newbie. That sounds stupid though, so everyone spells it differently, but it doesn't really matter

Ochi_fml 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 17:39

win.

iloveloosy12 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 17:40

she fails along with number 1.

HeartOfTheDarkLi 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 17:47

LOL There is so much win in this FML. XD

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