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By Anonymous - 10/12/2017 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bolton
Today, I narrowly avoided shooting myself in the foot with a nail gun. I considered myself the luckiest guy ever, until I stepped on a plank with another nail sticking out of it, which went right through my foot. Oh well. FML