By anonymous - 20/02/2010 01:47 - Ireland

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Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
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majones 0

Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.

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Thatguywhotrolls 0

That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P

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Hunter329 0

A: you shoulda called in a freaking predator drone on her "Camping Team", then put your sentry gun in the cave! B: What's her number? lol

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MadaZer0 8

I would love to use my "AC-130" on you ;)

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nelleyyy 0

Noob; Mada, failing to use COD related puns correctly and using a different weapon for every female in this thread, etc. "hot as my sentry gun" I'm facepalming.

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TurtleHabitat 0

I don't think he will survive final stand after that one.

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MadaZer0 8

The funny thing is~ When I act like an idiot I play like a noob too. Especially on Rust.... RUST :D

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EricaAnnihilate 0

Oh dear the way you spell "n00b" is noob. In harsher parts of the interweb you would recieve a female circumcision for that. Hardly anyone spells it that way these days.

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MadaZer0 8

Hehehe... Very funny Login... Keep it up! i'll find 6 next ways to use a tactical insertion against you! speaking of which... MW2 FTW!!!! TT.TT I miss that game sooooo much.... I especially miss the care package glich.... And my ACR.... Wow... I got a boner for MW2

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EricaAnnihilate 0

I love your girlfriend. Stop complaining because you have the coolest girlfriend in the world (well besides mine). Time to prestige

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MadaZer0 8

Anyone here 10th prestige btw?

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hellojello11790 0

you should hit her wit da stinga put down your tactical insertion flashBANG her. then finish her of with the intervention

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majones 0

Why do you miss it? What happened to your copy of the game? Also, you're the first person I've ever found who also gets boners from mw2.

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Extacy23 0

@valdzald- it smell like mcfish becuz you rubbed it on ur pussy

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MadaZer0 8

I can't find it anywhere dude... I haven't played MW2 in weeks... That just means I haven't had a decent boners in weeks... **** ... What kind of dumbass loses his game in his own room >.>

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