Showing Off By FML Videos - 26/10/2018 00:30 Nice going, buddy. I agree, your life sucks 225 You deserved it 134 Share Tweet Share
Today, after 26 years of confusion with my parents pronouncing it different ways, and in my mom's case, multiple ways, having to clear up how it's spelled every time I meet someone, I asked my mom how to pronounce my name. She got mad and then pronounced it three different ways while explaining. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 509 You deserved it 433
Today, my beyond spoiled stepdaughter threw a massive fit, swearing she was going to sue her employer for discrimination after firing her. Her dumbass believed she could take her dog to work with her, and the company couldn’t legally ask if it was a service animal or not. She worked at McDonald’s. FML I agree, your life sucks 970 You deserved it 138
Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML I agree, your life sucks 869 You deserved it 125
Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 273 You deserved it 13 016
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 696 You deserved it 761
Today, I got fired from my nannying job because one of the mom's several boyfriends mentioned that he found me attractive. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 805 You deserved it 1 574
Today, my son brought home a fawn, saying it’s his new pet. I objected and told him to put it back in the woods, because the mom deer must be worried. He threw a tantrum, told me to stop getting in the way of their "bond” and stormed off to his room with it. He’s 17. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 059 You deserved it 244
Today, my dream job became open at a moment when I'm looking for a change. They require video editing experience, which I have from an old position at a place known for its uncooperative and incompetent leadership. Guess which job threw all my published work into a bottomless pit when I left? FML I agree, your life sucks 983 You deserved it 192
At least it wasn’t a Meg after you