By no life to fuck :/ - 30/08/2013 23:37 - United States - Berkeley

Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML
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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Why are you thinking about your grandma having sex?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Ask to join her posse. Meet some new people

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Ask to join her posse. Meet some new people

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soccerstar1996 18

Ask to join an illegal biker gang? No offense, but does that really sound like the smartest thing to do?

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LukeE45 10

Last I checke biker gangs aren't illegal

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ForwardUn2Dawn 18

That was my exact thought while reading this. It's never too late to change your life and add some excitement. Get out there and live life.

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AKGirlinSD 20

The word "notorious" before "biker gang" is a negative connotation. I'm pretty sure OP's grandma doesn't want to do illegal things with her grandson. OP, go online to make friends or hang out with people from work :-).

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ShyAnn29 14

Biker gangs aren't illegal, sometimes the members might do illegal things though.

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TheDrifter 23

Certain ones are illegal here. They've been declared "criminal organizations" like the mob.

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tjv3 10

Hang out with her more and learn young grasshopper

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Why are you thinking about your grandma having sex?

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corporatescoundr 25

Didn't even register until you said something #2... OP... You gots some 'splainin' to do

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Ameel_fml 19

My thoughts exactly! If I found out my grandma was in a biker gang, there are plenty of things that would cross my mind (her safety, how great it is that she has a hobby, what her friends are like, etc). How much sex she's getting wouldn't be one of them. lol

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MrConcise 34

I only imagine he had to find out somehow...

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Catkam623 27

Sheesh guys get your mind out if the gutter op was obviously talking action and adventure not naughty things.

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cmac86 23

wonder what ol Freud would say about this?

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jcaxel 6

Lmao i would be so proud if i heard that

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journeytotheend 16

Well actually. She wouldn't be part of the gang.. More of an old type.. So she probably gets passed around.

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andrewturtle 16

Why would you say that? There are some things that shouldn't be said, and that's one of them, you sick bastard.

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Kallian_fml 21

What's saracasm? Is it some new version of sarcasm? Or is that what you say when a girl named Sara has an ******?

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eternal_malaise 10

Not necessarily that gang but even a bicycle club would be an improvement if the OP is an introvert.

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singer0421 32

Once you're a member of a bike gang, you don't leave.

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Allennis44 16

This is some Sons of Anarchy shit.

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imaCONartist 15

Where I'm from it's very true, so I can assure that it's not just some crap made up for your entertainment. I'm not saying it's like that everywhere, of course, I obviously wouldn't know, but..

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alycion 38

True in the places I have lived as well 52. Not all are bad, but the people I know in them that have gotten away were always glad they left the lifestyle.

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josebaseball11 14

You're life really must suck if you have to think about the action your grandma is getting...FYL.

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Squirrel1256 15

Don't take it personally OP, some people just have an easier time connecting with others. I am not one one of those people either, sometimes we have to go out of our way to get noticed.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Yep I am in the same as you. But I don't like to go out and meet people so I have no chance but you do op. so good luck hope ya find some good people to be friends with.

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jarockstar27 10

Yeah I am the same way, I usually turn people off more than make lasting friends with someone. It's hard to make true friends.....but when u do meet those people, treasure them OP.

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