FML : Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins...

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Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML

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By NotYourDaddy - / Tuesday 8 August 2017 00:31 /

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By LikeLegitness | 18

#7526422 - Tuesday 8 August 2017 0:48

It's kind of weird she called you "daddy" even if to keep the joke going. Hopefully your wife didn't take her seriously.

By Randy Newman | 3

#7526436 - Tuesday 8 August 2017 1:04

spank her

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By LikeLegitness | 18

#7526422 - Tuesday 8 August 2017 0:48

It's kind of weird she called you "daddy" even if to keep the joke going. Hopefully your wife didn't take her seriously.

By Randy Newman | 3

#7526436 - Tuesday 8 August 2017 1:04

spank her

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Ashamed_Sister | 54

#7526758 - Tuesday 8 August 2017 7:21

Don't spank her. She might like it.

By jfsiv | 17

#7526444 - Tuesday 8 August 2017 1:08

Sounds like she needs some private counseling in your office later....

By RichardPencil | 25

#7526465 - Tuesday 8 August 2017 1:29

¡Ai, Papi!

Convince your wife it’s the daughter she forgot she had.

By LudA9844 | 11

#7526508 - Tuesday 8 August 2017 2:17

How did that go over

By corky1992 | 33

#7526659 - Tuesday 8 August 2017 5:20

She needs to learn work professionalism. That is so inappropriate.

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sweetbliss3 | 37

#7527414 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 4:22

you sound like the idiots I work with. y'all should hang out sometime.

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7526794 - Tuesday 8 August 2017 8:08

Time to break out the beer and the Advill...

By honestjane | 20

#7527211 - Tuesday 8 August 2017 19:16

Hopefully you married someone with a sense of humor and she got a chuckle out of it as well.

By Georgian_fml | 15

#7527256 - Tuesday 8 August 2017 20:45

boy, that sure is awkward, hope your wife is not too jealous of a type and will understand the joke.

By Jdgreen429 | 13

#7527345 - Tuesday 8 August 2017 23:54

Maybe she wants to join in on the "father daughter time"

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