Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange sounds. I was thrilled and thought I was having some sort of profound experience. It turned out my brother had tuned in to South Park out in the living room. FML
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Today, while laying in bed trying to go to sleep, I listened to the chirping crickets and appreciated how soothing the sounds were. Then I realized I lived on the 8th floor of an apartment building. Turns out my brother's science project got into my room and multiplied... a lot. FML
Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room… where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML
Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML
Today, in a drunken, depressed state I thought I heard my deceased mother trying to make contact with me from beyond the grave. It took me a moment to realise that the soft voice was from the music my neighbours were playing. FML
Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML
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ifuckmonsters 5
Maybe Cartman was trying to connect with you spiritually.
MSheary1993 1
Screw you guys I'm going home to meditate. Oh wait...
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Comments (161)
zamdrivertank21 0
YDI for believing South Park was a "profound experience"
kaykay20 0
That's why you don't meditate when theirs distractions around. Do it at night when everyone else is sleeping or when your home alone.
PessAsh 0
I believe meditation is a very relaxing and healthy thing to do. That said if you ever hear anything that's not there go to a doctor cuz you a crazy bitch.
rainbo955 0
Oh my god it's the end of the world. You heard sounds in the other room while meditating, BOO HOO.
rummzy 6
Or maybe it was those funny tasting snacks your friend gave you.
howdmynosego 12
Why so many YDI? I Don't get it
Ever_16 8
Because I'm a fuckface.
jdawg2010 0
Cuz I'm not the poor kid at schooooo.
AtrumMessor 1
YDI for being a pseudo-TM practitioner.
mrjude 3
This post is retarded.
mrjude 3
This post is still retarded, as is this site for sending me a warning and deleting the comment "This post is retarded". I mean, really, now, I see tons of things more offensive than that here. Deleting my comment was retarded. The admins here are retarded. Go ahead and ban me and prove me right, retards.