Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange sounds. I was thrilled and thought I was having some sort of profound experience. It turned out my brother had tuned in to South Park out in the living room. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while laying in bed trying to go to sleep, I listened to the chirping crickets and appreciated how soothing the sounds were. Then I realized I lived on the 8th floor of an apartment building. Turns out my brother's science project got into my room and multiplied... a lot. FML
Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room… where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML
Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML
Today, in a drunken, depressed state I thought I heard my deceased mother trying to make contact with me from beyond the grave. It took me a moment to realise that the soft voice was from the music my neighbours were playing. FML
Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML
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ifuckmonsters 5
Maybe Cartman was trying to connect with you spiritually.
MSheary1993 1
Screw you guys I'm going home to meditate. Oh wait...
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Comments (161)
rainbo955 0
Is this really an FML? You were meditating and heard sounds in the other room, **** your life now!
rainbo955 0
Poo. I got moderated for the first time.
dominic459 1
haha, reminds me of Liar Liar: "STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"
rainbo955 0
:p lol my reply is getting thumbed downed! Sheesh.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Referencing it getting thumbed down gets it even more thumbs down. FML law #225, Section A, Subsection 2.5C.
rainbo955 0
Does it look like I care?
Shrike 24
Yep. I mean I was watching your bitching and saw every one of your comments had +1 thumb at first, even one I saw just after you posted it, so uh... do the math, insecure pussy.
xcarxcrashx 9
The fact that you keep posting inane shit says you do.
rainbo955 0
Wow. I've never been moderated before, so I just thought it was funny. Not like I said anything bad, I guess it was just against FML rules. But I've realized everybody on here is an asshole, so I've come to not take anything anyone says to me to the heart. Lol. And thumbs down? I'm supposed to care? Whoopee my comment got thumbs down by some people I don't know, it's the end of the ******* world!
taytoc 10
It should just be fyl cause ur trying to receive a spiritual message by meditating
KennyMcCrmick322 0
But it's YDI for meditating when southparks on!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Don't tell me you made an account cosplaying as Kenny McCormick. Let me guess, obssessive South Park fan?
Death_the_Kidd 5
I've made many accounts on different websites cosplaying Kenny. :3
hateevryone 15
that's just weird
Baytheshark 14
How is that weird?
YagerMiester95 8
That's what you get.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Because meditating is sooo stupid right??(sarcasm)
Rainbow_dumpster 28
I love your elaboration, 51. Now that's hilarious! xD
laurbear12 3
Hahaha KaySL you're hilarious
Acchan 3
biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig foig
Claymore714 0
Why would you spend a whole day picking out one Christmas tree
Grimmerie 31
Thumbs up for sheer obliviousness.
blair_x 12
Wrong FML.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Wrong FML, 53. xD
graham11 14
53- a little out of it today? but nice try!
pablopoo 7
Meditating is awesome its something everybody should do
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Me too! =D
stevenmx86 8
How exactly is your life even negatively effected here? I don't get it..
perdix 31
I'm glad you snapped out of it before you thought that God was commanding you to kill Kenny. Are they any Kennys in Estonia?
KennyMcCrmick322 0
Yeh we had a Kenny McCormick meeting and he showed up... He's actually pretty nice to some degree
scottgeo 0
You are ******* wierd.