Intimacy: Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously...

By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 17:58 - United States - Arlington

Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML

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By evelynn - 20/05/2010 06:25 - France

Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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rofdoc 14

Monday 14 January 2013 22:53

What a gentleman!

User57777 13

Monday 14 January 2013 22:53

Did you give him permission?

Comments

akiahara 14

Wednesday 16 January 2013 23:42

I don't understand how this is an FML. No sense of humor.

JayFoShizzle 4

Thursday 17 January 2013 4:56

"Roger that."

Aweh_Olivia 13

Thursday 17 January 2013 7:15

That's totally something my boyfriend would do.. :/

Altena 0

Thursday 17 January 2013 17:24

I actually thought this was kinda funny and cute

Conkle5 1

Thursday 17 January 2013 18:32

So doing this! Haha

obngprn4 6

Thursday 17 January 2013 23:40

lmfaoo

Surrealism101 5

Friday 18 January 2013 8:42

You know, some guys (not all, but some) fall into the category "one and done" so to speak. Though awkwardly worded.. Gotta hand it to him.

KillerPotato 14

Saturday 19 January 2013 22:47

One and done?

polkadotpjs 0

Friday 18 January 2013 21:48

Awww that's cute :) but you got laid by a guy with manners... why are you complaining?

Hammer01 8

Saturday 19 January 2013 13:43

He wants to be your submissive .

OhhhMaryy 12

Saturday 19 January 2013 14:42

Lmao omg, that's so adorable!! But kind of a turn off.

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