Transportation: Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw...

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML

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By Midge - 16/03/2010 23:03 - United States

Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML

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By whatthewoah - 02/09/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML

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By Johnny on the Spot - 12/02/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 16:05 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

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By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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By hannibal - 02/11/2010 13:44 - Australia

Today, I heard a loud-speaker announcement in my college that someone had left their car in the car park, still running, with keys in the ignition. I laughed at that person's foolishness until I realised it was mine. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By ritz - 10/09/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML

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anie01 5

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:19

I have submitted FML's where I had to clean up used feminine products (NOT my own), the time my own grandmother didn't recognize me and we live in the same city, and time the purse I bought in Bob Marley's house was stolen when I was on the bus ride home from volunteering.. and THIS is what it takes to get on the site? Flying papers?

teebonehead 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:34

Been there done that I feel for ya !

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bballer32 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:45

that's why you don't put stuff on your roof unless your not stupid... :]

st4rbucksisevil 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:48

I agree with #9.

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Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:01

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Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:01

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ruben7467 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:06

really not an FML, just you being stupid .. now if you would hit someone with the BOOKs THEN it becames an FML!

InsanePPG 25

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:11

anie01 5

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:19

InsanePPG 25

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:04

My post didn't show up (it was blank once, and once it just wasn't there), and I'm sorry if in a few minutes it shows up like 2 or 3 times (I'm also sorry if it's actually already there and my computer just isn't letting me see it), but here it is again: Did anyone else immediately think of Helga's mom from Hey Arnold, who always lost her belongings by leaving them on the roof of her car and then driving off?

sydefx 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:34

Ummm no. Seeing how Hey Arnold was gay and like 10 years ago. Loser.

sobe23 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 4:35

lol i don't remember that! But that show was the shit!! I miss the 90's. lol.

sydefx 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:04

Typical dumb female operating a vehicle. Give it 10 years and she'll write another FML: "Today, while I was leaving the grocery store, everyone was yelling and waving at me. While on my phone, putting lipstick on and looking at my visor mirror, I realized I left my baby ontop of my car. FML"