FML : Today, I heard a loud-speaker announcement in my college that someone had left their car in the car park, still running, with keys in the ignition. I laughed...

Today, I heard a loud-speaker announcement in my college that someone had left their car in the car park, still running, with keys in the ignition. I laughed at that person's foolishness until I realised it was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hannibal / Tuesday 2 November 2010 13:44 / Australia

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By littlexlion | 4

#1640785 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:05

I'm sorry, but how does one leave their car when it is running? It boggles my mind.

By EngineerJane | 0

#1640794 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:06

So glad my car will beep to warn me if the keys are in and the door is opened.

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By iyahkinz | 0

#1640779 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:04

omg fyl

tj79 | 3

#1641947 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 1:46

how the hell do you get out of your car and not realize it's still running? maybe you shouldn't be allowed to operate a motor vehicle

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1641976 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 1:54

reminds me of the time this guy called jack bauer left his car on, only thing was it was really a bomb. they made a tv show about it.

BiggerThenUrs | 0

#1642465 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:24

well obviously op if the car is running the keys are goin to be jb the ignition..

By littlexlion | 4

#1640785 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:05

I'm sorry, but how does one leave their car when it is running? It boggles my mind.

lgs25 | 0

#1640826 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:12

someone whose stupid that's who

Arsonnist | 3

#1640863 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:19

But how?

WolfsGuns | 0

#1640992 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 20:08

lol @ 10, WIN

By EngineerJane | 0

#1640794 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:06

So glad my car will beep to warn me if the keys are in and the door is opened.

roy731 | 2

#4042432 - Thursday 16 February 2012 12:27

Don't they all do that?

By failuristic | 3

#1640796 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:07

What the hell, YDI.
Seriously, how could you possibly do something so retarded?

By Back_In_Action | 18

#1640805 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:08

DERP.

DrAwesome | 6

#1640876 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:20

Well said, sir. Well said.

iTwitch | 5

#1644349 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 14:15

Indeed couldnt have said it better myself haha

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#1640833 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:12

GG, Jesse Pinkman.

By alex_mu | 0

#1640837 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:13

do you have some mental problem?? or are you just plain stupid?

miiapaige | 14

#5591083 - Sunday 21 July 2013 20:26

Stupid is as stupid does, ma'am.

By Iluv2D_fml | 0

#1640851 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:16

Retard! Be glad no one stole it.

By ChubbyCake | 5

#1640878 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:21

Don't you feel stupid.

By restythestar | 0

#1640880 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:21

srsly?

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