Today, good news! The guitar I have been saving up for, for 5 months, finally arrived. It came inside a beautiful black and white case, and impossible to get into without the key. They didn't pack the key. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
Today, I dropped my 6-month-old $3,500 guitar. Luckily, it had a one year warranty from the store so I drove back. It was shut down. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML
Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
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NotAlwaysFML 0
I doubt your life SUCKS because they forgot to send you a key that opens a guitar you've been saving up for 5 months. Anyone with common sense would call the company and they'll send you the key at no expense. The only thing that sucks is that you just have to be more patient and wait for the key to arrive.
sweetspicegirl 0
just call them and they will send you one duhh
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DemonicAngel151 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
FIRST ASSHOLES!!!
cackle 0
FYL for having to wait another week for them send a key! Oh my god, life sucks!! /end sarcasm
bugmenotmofo 34
Pick the lock.
GreenHacker 0
I had a friend who suicided for just this reason. It is a big deal. I mean, this is the guitar he had been saving up for, for 5 months.
ruben7467 0
Fake. Pic or it didn't happen.
youreanidiot 0
agree with number 9, no big deal at all... earlier this summer my $1,000 new windsurfing sailboard came beautifully packed and they forgot to pack the fin, so I *gasp* called them and they sent down the missing essential part. No big deal.
MagicMeds 0
heheh 17 an hero
A83_fml 18
never ever buy a guitar without having played it. (thus, don't internet-order it.) YDI for that exact reason.
bandaidface 0
Of the suicide? This is why you make your own comment, dude.
GreenHacker 0
What do you mean by of the suicide? Your comment makes no sense.
reyemrein 0
#1 says it all
whatevaaaa 0
well that's not good news to me.
rick_james_b17ch 0
Quite Obviously the OP is Dr. Farnsworth, but i didn't know he played a guitar.
Anteezy 7
Dr. Farnsworth would say good news everyone!
stpanimalcrulety 0
lolz dr.farzworth is oldd right now in my head all i can hear is "good news everyone" repeating
Noxic 0
I'm sure you'll get it out somehow.
bean_dawg 0
That's what she said!
HahaYDI 0
That was a good that's what she said.
dudeitsdanny 9
I usually hate when people say "that's what she said", but this one made me laugh.
sweetspicegirl 0
just call them and they will send you one duhh
YeahCourse 4
Not always, cuz if it didn't technically come with a key they might be trying to gip the guy who knows
A71689 0
Just call the company. DUHHHHHH.
lancaster355 0
You could probably get it opened without damage at a locksmith's. It'll cost you and the situation sucks, but you're not totally screwed.
sydefx 0
And this is FML why? They forgot to send you the key. Call a locksmith and have them make you a key. Or call them and make them overnight you a key at their expense for not shipping it to you in the first place.
sydefx 0
double post.
allmidnighteyes 10
Most lockable guitar cases use the same universal key.
NotAlwaysFML 0
I doubt your life SUCKS because they forgot to send you a key that opens a guitar you've been saving up for 5 months. Anyone with common sense would call the company and they'll send you the key at no expense. The only thing that sucks is that you just have to be more patient and wait for the key to arrive.