Love, Awkward and Jealousy: Policy of truth - FML

Policy of truth

By Home Alone 33 - 24/02/2022 14:00

Today, after two months of being apart from my wife of five years, who'd returned to Panama to deal with a family issue, she innocently slips into conversation that she’s been hanging out with her high school boyfriend. When challenged, she responded, “You get to see me all the time!” FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 24 February 2022 15:22

Don't worry. She's not having sex with him. She's married to you, relax! Ask her to bring you back one of their cool hats.

Brightside86 30

Sunday 27 February 2022 16:37

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 24 February 2022 15:22

Don't worry. She's not having sex with him. She's married to you, relax! Ask her to bring you back one of their cool hats.

Brightside86 30

Sunday 27 February 2022 16:37

Achievement unlocked: Cuckold

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