Bunch of bankers

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I got stopped at the bank by security for carrying a weapon and threatened to call the police. I had to prove my “metal stick” was not a weapon. I'm partially paralyzed in one of my feet and have to walk with a cane. FML
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SaintJimmy 0

What dipshit security guard can't recognise a cane?

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hey0_fml 0

http://www.ihatemindy.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=7e70fbef0036fa78d128c30847c441af

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bobnorris 0

I didn't know they had mentally challenged security guards

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ryguy1997 0

i'm one foot not feet. (just pointing it out, don't get your knickers in a knot.

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ryguy1997 0

at first I thought it said mental stick. but then I saw paralyzed and I reread it. damn antiflood! wt... (what the ...

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Anonanimal 0

how is this an FML? so you had to talk to security boohoo. get a more cane-like cane

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White667 0

I agree there, but more importantly you should sue 'them.

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ryguy1997 0

sue? on what grounds? they were a little dumb, ok. but it's not like they tackled op.

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wakawakawaka_fml 0

House would come up with a better FML.

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BB7 0

house would be able to write a FML that insults anybody who reads it and makes him look cooler than anyone

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Sakke 4

#13 said the truth. That post is all you need to read. And poor you not-house-but-the-original-poster.

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Skull_300 0

Did you pull a "Bruce Lee" on their ass?

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perdix 29

They do make canes here that can shoot a bullet. A metal cane would raise an eyebrow here in Texas. You should use a nice harmless-looking wooden cane to get around. . . and then bludgeon the security guard when he's not looking. Just for giving you shit.

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Gwyndion 9

Just with you, differential anybody? -scribles on the wall- - Paranoia - Delusions

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imjoe615 0

My ex-girlfriend cheated on me and I'm here to get revenge with a little blackmail. http://ihatejade.com/?id=wlmmn1e0vv4yi2sr1fl1aov6g6uzt3

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failure99 0

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