Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML
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Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I realised that I'm addicted to a porn game… not because of the porn. The simple gameplay mechanic of combining objects on a board to make new objects makes my brain happy. I found myself feeling depressed at the thought that I'd have to wait 3 hours for my moves to recharge before I could play again. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
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Top comments
jondillboy 17
That's kinda sad, not gonna lie
tayza249 20
I really don't understand the appeal of that game, or how people can spend hours playing it. Could someone shed some light?
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Comments (101)
drewflav 17
Sex can boost one's creativity and problem-solving ability, but YDI for playing Candy Crush and actually being willing to put that ahead of your wife. Now, if you had the chance to eat bacon-encrusted bacon I'd let it slide, once. Otherwise, nothing should come between you and your wife having sex.
TyT63 12
I bet that candy crushed the mood
perdix 31
Well, if you get the chocolate going everywhere, you might need to gift your wife a home enema kit!
yenze 18
comment referring to another post ftw
mominzed 19
AWESOME!
Aussieinusa 5
You sir, won the weekend
zRatio 6
Never played the game.
isabellasimone 18
Sounds like you need to make things more exciting!!! Hahaha put some thought into it
smithv171 17
You are pathetic... get a life lol. That game sucks anyways
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Candy Crush Saga is not my personal favorite game. I actually hated it. In fact, I spent $2 trying to advance to a new level. I then quickly realized what I have done, and uninstalled it immediately. Never again. ._.
icepanda 6
thats horrible .you are suppose to enjoy that time with your wife not worry about some game.. thats sad
jimmywithsalt 19
Sad. Rediscover sex, man!
seriously_wtf22 2
Dude that is so wrong