Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML
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Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I realised that I'm addicted to a porn game… not because of the porn. The simple gameplay mechanic of combining objects on a board to make new objects makes my brain happy. I found myself feeling depressed at the thought that I'd have to wait 3 hours for my moves to recharge before I could play again. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
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jondillboy 17
That's kinda sad, not gonna lie
tayza249 20
I really don't understand the appeal of that game, or how people can spend hours playing it. Could someone shed some light?
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Comments (101)
whathefuckislife 11
it be like that.
Wakachulak 22
Did it give you greater endurance?
kandy420 4
If you can think about that while sex, your not doing it right. lol
happyfingers 15
Wha.... How exactly does one go about getting "addicted" to that game anyways? I've never really understood the appeal. Especially against sex. Sex wins everything. YDI for being an idiot and prioritizing a stupid game over sex with your wife :P
molzipan 16
I feel you Op. Sometimes when I'm trying to fall asleep I can see that game in my mind.
MissBubblesXoxo 17
Did you yell out 'divine' when you came?
crzyknt 9
No he yelled out sugar crush when he was done
CrazyMelvin 14
So when you play Candy Crush, do you think about sex?
Belle_Erreur 5
While open to this, there was a candy crush ad at the bottom of the page.
crzyknt 9
I feel ya, the addiction is worse than drugs! That climax when you finally finish an impossible level
shanannygians07 28
Taking trying new things to a whole new level huh?