Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML
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Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I realised that I'm addicted to a porn game… not because of the porn. The simple gameplay mechanic of combining objects on a board to make new objects makes my brain happy. I found myself feeling depressed at the thought that I'd have to wait 3 hours for my moves to recharge before I could play again. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
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Top comments
jondillboy 17
That's kinda sad, not gonna lie
tayza249 20
I really don't understand the appeal of that game, or how people can spend hours playing it. Could someone shed some light?
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Comments (101)
theonecasey 27
It's not as fun as sex :/ sorry bro you might want to delete it
martin8337 36
Is the sex so bad that OP thinks about candy crush?
dustinelidavies 6
What does OP mean?
Serisent 26
I guess the sex wasn't all that sweet, was it?
Enslaved 38
Sugar Crush frustrated me. Now I only repeat level 11. 50 tries to bring down the cherry? No fuss, no pressure and I win every time. (:
HeartOfLead 24
Tell her you're not getting enough sugar. I bet the positions she puts you in will have you forget all about that game.
olpally 33
Wow, you're ridiculous op. Candy crush over sex? Your man card has been revoked.
NessaMae 19
Did you at least figure out how to beat it?
worldclassrager 41
Time to take a break...a long break...
yenze 18
I bet it's lvl 33 Op is stuck on it took me at least 50 trys to beat it and it is still my only lvl without 3 stars
shanannygians07 28
Level and lvl take the same amount of time to type..
juststephhere 23
You're pathetic...