Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I realised that I'm addicted to a porn game… not because of the porn. The simple gameplay mechanic of combining objects on a board to make new objects makes my brain happy. I found myself feeling depressed at the thought that I'd have to wait 3 hours for my moves to recharge before I could play again. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
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jondillboy 17
That's kinda sad, not gonna lie
tayza249 20
I really don't understand the appeal of that game, or how people can spend hours playing it. Could someone shed some light?
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Comments (101)
DCCustoms 1
That's not pretty sad, that's epicly sad.
Cargerm 6
I feel you for real ... Been stuck on level 132 for over a month ... Maybe I need to find someone to have sex with so I can work it out !!!
jixiekat 14
I hate that game! not just beacause its boring but because they have really obnoxious ads...
Lvl_8 7
- 8 stamina
Chip_N_Dale88 6
So what you're saying is instead of crushing her candy you're think about crushing virtual candy...
emopoe 12
Thinking of Candy Crush while having sex.....addiction level 10. Finishing faster because you're thinking of candy crush.....addiction level creepy.
mmahlke93 6
reason number 86 why I'm convinced candy crush us a form of government mind control.
Gangsterrface 10
Candy Crush really isn't that serious though. Candy crush over sex? LOL
maxa_fml 3
I feel sorry for your wife..
ultra_notorious 26
I'd be more concerned about laying the pipe.