Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I realised that I'm addicted to a porn game… not because of the porn. The simple gameplay mechanic of combining objects on a board to make new objects makes my brain happy. I found myself feeling depressed at the thought that I'd have to wait 3 hours for my moves to recharge before I could play again. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
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jondillboy 17
That's kinda sad, not gonna lie
tayza249 20
I really don't understand the appeal of that game, or how people can spend hours playing it. Could someone shed some light?
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Comments (101)
yadanax 14
I'm stuck in level 65 forever
nikolkaw 9
Was she doing all the work during that time? Unless you're a good multitasker!
jerryj 27
Thinking of such meaningless junk while having sex with your wife? Have a little more respect for your wife, you scum.
bananamonkey23 5
they have candy crush rehab facilities for people like you. im not even kidding
freezeangel 11
that game is so boring I uninstalled it after a few minutes
zelf_fml 11
Well, point proven. Sex clears the mind... Now delete that horrible app and spent time on your relationship!!
TXfmylifer 10
Your what we call a loser. And yes, i did spell that wrong on purpose. And I did not capitalize I on purpose. You effing loser.
bubble_burst 16
I've heard of people thinking unsexy thoughts to last longer.... I guess candy crush works for you.
Iguanadon 14
Play Bejeweled dude candy crush is a rip off
dragonflyEvans 1
Dude you need to delete candy crush before you end up divorced!!! That's kind of pathetic!