Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Clearly the excitement has yet to vanish from your marriage.
Pleonasm 35
For some people, jumping sheep puts them to sleep; for your husband, jumping you puts him to sleep. Sounds like a very pleasurable way to seek sleep if you are an insomniac.
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Comments (88)
Zebediabolical 43
If you're going to have kinky sex, you need to learn when to release the choke-hold.
Razman201 14
Guess you tuckered the little guy out XD
Cinderella_Man 10
That's why YOU should be on top.
tishtashbat 16
My boyfriend did this once. I was on top and felt him getting soft, so went down on him - no help. Looked up and he was asleep. He didn't even remember in the morning! Hopefully he'll make it up to you another night, and it's not a regular thing.
RaulGarcia30 10
Wait til he gets morning wood to finish the job.
BOBDUDE 0
This sounds like a job for a handy dandy wake up thumb.
jiraii 9
maybe he just had a long day at work
buckdharma 37
He's claiming, your boring. your old man is snoring. He went to bed and went soft instead and couldn't get it up in the morning.
TechFire 25
I really want to laugh at this, but the grammar nazi in me won't let me look past the your/you're mix up! D: I still gave you a thumbs up since it's clever, though.
gregkingsley 4
Boobs make the best pillows
dj8798 9
good thing you weren't in the hot tub or a pool when he decided he needed an emergency nap