Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Clearly the excitement has yet to vanish from your marriage.
Pleonasm 36
For some people, jumping sheep puts them to sleep; for your husband, jumping you puts him to sleep. Sounds like a very pleasurable way to seek sleep if you are an insomniac.
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Comments (88)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Tell him if he does that again his nickname will be Mr. Softie.
Sugarita 7
Awwww the poor guy.. Its ok happens
starcrossddream 14
I think it's cute. He was exhausted and felt safe and relaxed with you; as long as its not a super frequent occurrence just snuggle against him and be happy OP.
imaCONartist 15
I was "d'aww"-ing a bit myself, actually. He's a freaking rockstar for trying though.
amifaiyaz 12
time to kink things up.
mimomisu 3
so he was just tired, eh told you right away...i do not really see how could you even make it up here.... and for posting it...yeah...you deserved it...i can only assume how lousy you are in bed if you cannot tolerate the state of the other person.... and (feminists excuse)....you would just lay there with your legs open....SO MUCH WORK! think and try to bring something to your sex life from your side, ok?
J_C_maldonado 9
At least he warned you he was going to sleep
Homer1975 14
Been there
freshprizzle1 13
Does he have narcolepsy or has things really gotten that dry and boring?
noelasis94 18
It might be time for some Madonna music in the bedroom I'm thinking like a virgin maybe?
edgarhaasenbary 8
Either ur married to a ****, or ur vag is as wide as the Grand Canyon.