Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Clearly the excitement has yet to vanish from your marriage.
Pleonasm 36
For some people, jumping sheep puts them to sleep; for your husband, jumping you puts him to sleep. Sounds like a very pleasurable way to seek sleep if you are an insomniac.
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Comments (88)
noelasis94 18
Dress up like lady gaga with a Justin bieber wig I bet that brings all the excitement back
candy_kisses91 5
There can be a good reason for that and there can be a bad reason for that. Either he was just extremely tired or you just don't excite him anymore and you need to come up with some new moves.
olfool 3
What, I thought chicks loved snuggling?
bluerhhajfk 17
Maybe your husband has narcolepsy.
kkrazyangel 16
Get some lingerie, this will never happen again!
canada1030 6
Well at least exhaustion was the source of his flaccid-ness. Not something more serious like erectile dysfunction
CosmicElk 26
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