By HotACE - 22/04/2011 05:08

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML
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abceasyas123abc 12

What ever happened to unconditional love??

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honeypixi01 0

Tell her that her face doesn't turn you on and give her a facial to cover it up so you don't have to see it.

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DocBastard 38

She's as shallow as a kiddie pool. Get rid of her and a girl who will appreciate you for the disgusting obese slob you truly are.

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ohyess909 0

omg that's pretty.....mean

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Primo_Loco 0

or she's just tryin to motivate OP to finish thier diet -.- ever thought about that?

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Zombieslayer1 0

so tie her up and **** her, no problem. Or you could just dump the bitch, go to the gym, and then get the hottest girl around an do her.

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rawr9able 4

51, motivation or not that is no way of going about doing it. Imagine yourself having sex with your partner then have them randomly insult you and then have them claim that they were just trying to help. Not fun eh? /facepalm

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kalbrek009 20

tell her that sex will burn it off..that's why I don't have flab such as yours...I keep it burned of with sex...or sexercise as it's called. :) good luck OP

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