Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML
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Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
Today, I find out why my long term boyfriend hasn't been interested in sex for the last three months. It’s because I’m "fat." While I could probably lose a few, I'm not obese and I'm the one who's encouraging healthy eating and exercise in our house. FML
Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML
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abceasyas123abc 12
What ever happened to unconditional love??
honeypixi01 0
Tell her that her face doesn't turn you on and give her a facial to cover it up so you don't have to see it.
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Comments (187)
cobras40 0
surgery will cut tht flab right off
ashleykay94 7
maybe he shouldn't be such a flab-ass
ImaWiseGuy 5
op should get the guts to say something to her.....
eyez_lay_low1921 0
her loss, dont sweat it bro'
TheJester12 15
dude, copy homer Simpson and tie all your flab behind you with a scrunchie! or do gymnastics and you will instantly become a ripped Spartan warrior :)
Ihatethesenames 0
he should say that mustache doesn't do the trick to me
yazmi_09 3
more motivation to lose the weight!
tjv3 10
dump her ass. or bang her best friend and tell her that it's your cardio workout
gearsmaster 0
tell her to shave her upper lip. cuz it's been bothering me too >:(
xx000o 27
Surgery will excise her too.
TheJester12 15
dude, copy homer Simpson and tie all your flab behind you with a scrunchie! or do gymnastics and you will instantly become a ripped Spartan warrior :)
Demotivator 2
i was gonna say that suck, but i would probably do the same thing if a girl had a flab
abceasyas123abc 12
What ever happened to unconditional love??
paprikacha 9
The proliferation of cosmetics, cosmetic surgery, fashion magazines, increased forms of media in which to give people a skewed view of what beauty is, and an increased focus on importance of physical characteristics/sex in a relationship as opposed to a deeper emotional/intellectual connection. : (
cobras40 0
7 ur a neeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrddddddddddd
diabian 9
women don't believe in that crap... thats only for men; accept your girl for who she is; even when she puts on weight and gets bad teeth, and blame that on "stress" and possibly "pregnancy" and all that crap.
paprikacha 9
#21, I prefer the term 'geek', but 'nerd' is acceptable, I suppose. :D
DjeePee 24
Oh no, are you two the 'it used to be better in the old days' people? First of all, I doubt that unconditional love ever existed. There are always very logical conditions, like 'no beating' or 'no cheating'. Second, the unconditional love in the way you probably meant it still exists, just like the importance of physical characteristics used to exist thousands of years ago. Thirdly, unconditional love is not the same as unconditional sex. You may love someone very deeply, but if the flab on his stomach turns you so off that you aren't able to have sex anymore, I doubt the love can fix it. People had always a skewed view of what beauty is (the gorgeous Georgian ladies put fruit in their hair, come on) but the big difference between past en present, is that it are no longer only the rich ones who can afford it. So everyone can en does feel the pressure of beauty. But I hope that most people are still smart enough to prefer the deeper emotional connection instead of the looks.
insanesna1l 0
i put tomato sauce and hot chips in my hair and people dont find me sexy!? dump her op before she gets the upper hand. Chances are she has put on some weight too. it happend in relationships as you are comfortable with your partner and no longer see the need to look good to impress
Averance 8
My boyfriend has put on a little chub over the years we've been together but I still think hes sexy and I would never harass him about his weight unless he was at a serious health risk.
RedPillSucks 31
@37 You forgot to use the beer douche.
maz255 10
23 dont say women dont believe in it, women are the most judging people in world!! them and gay guys....
a_nutritionist 10
3 and 7 youre both harping on about how everything is so concentrated on looks that you somehow missed the hypocrisy in your own comments. nobody said she doesnt love him, and shes staying with him. the only ones aligning love and appearance are you. good work.
Jammy01jams 2
there is such thing as unconditional love. I know because I have it for a girl. I don't care what she does wrong, if she gains weight, or if anything happens, I love her. She just doesn't love me back.
klet89 1
there is NO such thing as unconditional love. People always change. If they end up being a murderer, a bad parent, proud of being unhealthy-----actually this list can get pretty long, but my point is that there is always a point where you run. to OP: She could have told you at a better time, but if you could lose the pounds, time to hit the gym. If anything, you might be able to trade up to someone with manners.
honeypixi01 0
Tell her that her face doesn't turn you on and give her a facial to cover it up so you don't have to see it.
Nikkon234 2
yeaahh buddy
DjeePee 24
You must admit that she has great motivation skills.
docscientist 9
Greatly motivated to cheat.
sebastianduarte1 0
WIN
paprikacha 9
That's a shallow bitch move.
aardvarkish 16
It's about sex, right? Not Philosophy.
SamanthaJane06 1
got that right!
newfiegirl 8
not really, She told him it didn't turn her on. She just stated how she felt.. perhaps he should be grateful she's so honest..
firstrecon 0
sucks for you sir. I suggest you start on the sit ups.
firstrecon 0
harshness...
EvilPotato 14
yay fat people sex!
firstrecon 0
not am image I wanted.
skaterpaige 3
LOL^^
firstrecon 0
an image*
sebastianduarte1 0
skaterpaige is hot
klutzyduck1 24
I agree sort of. I think it's funny that it is more accepted for guys to be "shallow" and focus on mostly a girl's looks when dating, but when a girl communicates/acts on what she's physically attracted to, suddenly she is a shallow *****. I think it's ridiculous, I'm physically fit and fairly cute---the only reason a guy wants to date me before he knows me is because of the physical. I don't think it's wrong for me to have the same expectations of fitness that a guy has for me. I also look for intelligence, humor and being a good person (but that is not the topic today) Sex is about passion and being attractive to your partner. Keep the spark alive and hit the gym. At least she is communicating it with you and giving you input to make the relationship better.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Try in-home surgery.