By HotACE - 22/04/2011 05:08

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML
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abceasyas123abc 12

What ever happened to unconditional love??

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honeypixi01 0

Tell her that her face doesn't turn you on and give her a facial to cover it up so you don't have to see it.

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cobras40 0

surgery will cut tht flab right off

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ashleykay94 7

maybe he shouldn't be such a flab-ass

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ImaWiseGuy 5

op should get the guts to say something to her.....

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eyez_lay_low1921 0

her loss, dont sweat it bro'

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TheJester12 15

dude, copy homer Simpson and tie all your flab behind you with a scrunchie! or do gymnastics and you will instantly become a ripped Spartan warrior :)

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Ihatethesenames 0

he should say that mustache doesn't do the trick to me

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yazmi_09 3

more motivation to lose the weight!

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tjv3 10

dump her ass. or bang her best friend and tell her that it's your cardio workout

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gearsmaster 0

tell her to shave her upper lip. cuz it's been bothering me too >:(

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TheJester12 15

dude, copy homer Simpson and tie all your flab behind you with a scrunchie! or do gymnastics and you will instantly become a ripped Spartan warrior :)

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Demotivator 2

i was gonna say that suck, but i would probably do the same thing if a girl had a flab

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abceasyas123abc 12

What ever happened to unconditional love??

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paprikacha 9

The proliferation of cosmetics, cosmetic surgery, fashion magazines, increased forms of media in which to give people a skewed view of what beauty is, and an increased focus on importance of physical characteristics/sex in a relationship as opposed to a deeper emotional/intellectual connection. : (

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cobras40 0

7 ur a neeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrddddddddddd

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diabian 9

women don't believe in that crap... thats only for men; accept your girl for who she is; even when she puts on weight and gets bad teeth, and blame that on "stress" and possibly "pregnancy" and all that crap.

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paprikacha 9

#21, I prefer the term 'geek', but 'nerd' is acceptable, I suppose. :D

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DjeePee 24

Oh no, are you two the 'it used to be better in the old days' people? First of all, I doubt that unconditional love ever existed. There are always very logical conditions, like 'no beating' or 'no cheating'. Second, the unconditional love in the way you probably meant it still exists, just like the importance of physical characteristics used to exist thousands of years ago. Thirdly, unconditional love is not the same as unconditional sex. You may love someone very deeply, but if the flab on his stomach turns you so off that you aren't able to have sex anymore, I doubt the love can fix it. People had always a skewed view of what beauty is (the gorgeous Georgian ladies put fruit in their hair, come on) but the big difference between past en present, is that it are no longer only the rich ones who can afford it. So everyone can en does feel the pressure of beauty. But I hope that most people are still smart enough to prefer the deeper emotional connection instead of the looks.

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insanesna1l 0

i put tomato sauce and hot chips in my hair and people dont find me sexy!? dump her op before she gets the upper hand. Chances are she has put on some weight too. it happend in relationships as you are comfortable with your partner and no longer see the need to look good to impress

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Averance 8

My boyfriend has put on a little chub over the years we've been together but I still think hes sexy and I would never harass him about his weight unless he was at a serious health risk.

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RedPillSucks 31

@37 You forgot to use the beer douche.

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maz255 10

23 dont say women dont believe in it, women are the most judging people in world!! them and gay guys....

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a_nutritionist 10

3 and 7 youre both harping on about how everything is so concentrated on looks that you somehow missed the hypocrisy in your own comments. nobody said she doesnt love him, and shes staying with him. the only ones aligning love and appearance are you. good work.

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Jammy01jams 2

there is such thing as unconditional love. I know because I have it for a girl. I don't care what she does wrong, if she gains weight, or if anything happens, I love her. She just doesn't love me back.

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klet89 1

there is NO such thing as unconditional love. People always change. If they end up being a murderer, a bad parent, proud of being unhealthy-----actually this list can get pretty long, but my point is that there is always a point where you run. to OP: She could have told you at a better time, but if you could lose the pounds, time to hit the gym. If anything, you might be able to trade up to someone with manners.

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honeypixi01 0

Tell her that her face doesn't turn you on and give her a facial to cover it up so you don't have to see it.

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aardvarkish 16

It's about sex, right? Not Philosophy.

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SamanthaJane06 1

got that right!

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newfiegirl 8

not really, She told him it didn't turn her on. She just stated how she felt.. perhaps he should be grateful she's so honest..

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firstrecon 0

sucks for you sir. I suggest you start on the sit ups.

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klutzyduck1 24

I agree sort of. I think it's funny that it is more accepted for guys to be "shallow" and focus on mostly a girl's looks when dating, but when a girl communicates/acts on what she's physically attracted to, suddenly she is a shallow *****. I think it's ridiculous, I'm physically fit and fairly cute---the only reason a guy wants to date me before he knows me is because of the physical. I don't think it's wrong for me to have the same expectations of fitness that a guy has for me. I also look for intelligence, humor and being a good person (but that is not the topic today) Sex is about passion and being attractive to your partner. Keep the spark alive and hit the gym. At least she is communicating it with you and giving you input to make the relationship better.

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