Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person...

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 03:02 - United States - Lake Forest

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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Sunday 15 March 2015 12:06

It's ok as long as he sounds like Morgan Freeman.

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You need curtains or blinds.

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dannnngthatsux 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 18:27

Classic! +1 for the homeless person.

AngryHobo1 1

Thursday 19 March 2015 8:05

Best thing I read all day

Puppo 2

Friday 20 March 2015 3:25

Dude close da window...

sewaterson 3

Friday 20 March 2015 7:39

This is brilliant

Tsukiyomi 16

Saturday 21 March 2015 15:14

You deserved that one

not_for_u 10

Monday 23 March 2015 14:38

I want to meet this homeless guy. We can be friends????

nikkyham011 7

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:13

Quick question: What was he saying

AlysiaChanel 16

Tuesday 7 July 2015 4:28

Thats some funny shit

twilight2002 17

Tuesday 5 January 2016 16:16

now Thats funny lol

ftpallday666 16

Wednesday 26 June 2019 4:06

That is.... hilarious

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