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By icarlypoop - 11/04/2020 23:00

Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML

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Sady_Ct 37

Saturday 11 April 2020 23:17

At least it’s not their lap!

slowhandjp 16

Sunday 12 April 2020 5:18

Did you have a party in her garden? and you got wasted?

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Sady_Ct 37

Saturday 11 April 2020 23:17

At least it’s not their lap!

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 12 April 2020 1:52

We can't be sure. We can only hope she was referring to the literal grassy area adjacent to a house, and not his crotchetal region.

slowhandjp 16

Sunday 12 April 2020 5:18

Did you have a party in her garden? and you got wasted?

lifeis4me 20

Sunday 12 April 2020 20:29

On the bright side, at least you did it in a place where they wouldn’t have to touch it or clean it. Using a water hose should be fine

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 12 April 2020 23:19

Just one of the negative sides of getting wasted before the date...

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