Good impressions last

By icarlypoop - 11/04/2020 23:00

Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 184
You deserved it 441

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Sady_Ct 37

At least it’s not their lap!

Did you have a party in her garden? and you got wasted?

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Sady_Ct 37

At least it’s not their lap!

We can't be sure. We can only hope she was referring to the literal grassy area adjacent to a house, and not his crotchetal region.

Did you have a party in her garden? and you got wasted?

On the bright side, at least you did it in a place where they wouldn’t have to touch it or clean it. Using a water hose should be fine

Just one of the negative sides of getting wasted before the date...