Good impressions last

By icarlypoop - 11/04/2020 23:00

Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 238
You deserved it 488

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sady_Ct 37

At least it’s not their lap!

slowhandjp 16

Did you have a party in her garden? and you got wasted?

Comments

Sady_Ct 37

At least it’s not their lap!

We can't be sure. We can only hope she was referring to the literal grassy area adjacent to a house, and not his crotchetal region.

slowhandjp 16

Did you have a party in her garden? and you got wasted?

lifeis4me 20

On the bright side, at least you did it in a place where they wouldn’t have to touch it or clean it. Using a water hose should be fine

Wadlaen 23

Just one of the negative sides of getting wasted before the date...