By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

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Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 474
You deserved it 1 754

Same thing different taste

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As others have suggested, he might've been watching a video. My **** always rings the doorbell before I watch it.

So I hope that's now your ex-boyfriend. I'm so sorry OP you deserve someone who isn't a cheater.

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maybe he was watching a video? I hope so because if not he deserves to be with that faker

There's often a doorbell ringing IN the video, though I think OP would've heard the "plot" dialogue as well...

Maybe his friend came over and they watched **** together

So I hope that's now your ex-boyfriend. I'm so sorry OP you deserve someone who isn't a cheater.

The longest known dream is a little over a minute.

Yeah I'm not one to hop on the bandwagon of "I hope now EX boyfriend" but I sure hope he's an ex, cheaters are a waste of human

Also, if cheating isn't a good enough reason to break up, maybe the fact that he was stupid enough to keep the call going while cheating--instead of just hanging up--is a good enough reason.

Lt_Senpai 21

I hate cheaters. Sorry to hear this happen to you OP.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

TRUST. it's like some people truly have no clue what it means. that's when I do my part & throw a dictionary there way. how hard is up to you.

OP's boyfriend knows what trust is, he just knowingly used it to take advantage of her. What he doesn't know the definitions of are loyalty, honor, and basic human decency.

I think you're the one who needs a dictionary

Or he knows them and just doesn't care. Not knowing the definitions sounds like it might somehow not be their fault. I'm sure plenty of people actually knowingly act like that...

Well... her boyfriend definitely knows what THRUST is :v

As others have suggested, he might've been watching a video. My **** always rings the doorbell before I watch it.

I should clarify: when I say MY ****, I don't mean **** that I've starred in—which isn't to say I've been in **** at all! Tripartita would be a terribly nerdy **** name! Ha. Don't search for it.

Dear god, please keep replying, your comments are gold :P. [EDIT] Just for good measure, I did do a Google search :P. Nothing interesting so far :(...

#8 good idea, but I think she recognised his voice (or his grunts) and therefore can tell that it wasn't ****.

hellobobismyname 24

I'm sorry OP, I bet you two will have a lot to talk about. I hope things work out good for you, you deserve somebody who's loyal to you. (And he deserves a faker ;) )

Three FMLs in this one. 1) Your boyfriend is an idiot. 2) Your boyfriend is a cheater. 3) He's so bad at sex girls have to fake with him. Definitely definitely FYL OP

UserError94 18

Maybe he just put "fake ****** after doorbell" in his delivery requests at dominos