Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
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Top comments
Nyc__Princess 0
Lol. Now that's the meaning of rough sex.
MAGNAVOX 0
Next time yell stop?
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Comments (203)
tbates0805 0
Can you still make a good sandwich?
greatwyt 0
caveman say... today, me had best sex with girlfriend ever! gf scream like porno. after i find she break three fingers now she make no sandwich. fml
Blaw023 0
Lol nice
twinny_sc 13
Always have a safe word/phrase. I prefer yelling, "I HAVE HERPES!" Though you might want to use something original.
ShadyFTW1 0
haha
deformedsurf 0
Maybe OP had a ball gag in her mouth and her screams were muffled.
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
13- win.... if one hand was free, why not squeeze something of his to make him stop!! although yelling 'quit u retard!' might of been less painful all the way around!
cjgqsmooth 0
lmao was you tryin to finger the wall?
capri23 0
mmmm rough sex
Currentlyonfire 4
o yeah. wreak that chick.
boopityboppity 11
... Better than wreaking havoc, I suppose. OP deserves it for having a dangling participle in the FML. No, not really.
RedPillSucks 33
boopity, That should be lim patience(mine) functions are more like verbs
boopityboppity 11
I know, RPS. I considered it, but like this more because it fit more easily into the required size.
sloppyflow 1
u were enjoying op. if u werent u'd give him a broken stick thr
kcutie96 0
sex sex sex .
ilovefall10 21
hmmm.... sorry about you're fingers.. but there are some magic words you could of used.. like.. " STOP !!" " WAIT DON"T !" " GET OFF OF ME!!" " OW OW!!" and some others that could of been used...
FFML_314 12
"WAIT! DON'T STOP! GET ME OFF! OWOFOW!" I don't think that's going to work.
saragr94 2
haha, wow. that sucks
GLfootball85 1
agreed