Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
The heat of the moment
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Really into it
Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Alexa, play "Love in a Car" by The House of Love
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML
Sensitive snowflake
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
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Nyc__Princess 0
Lol. Now that's the meaning of rough sex.
MAGNAVOX 0
Next time yell stop?
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Comments (203)
tmarie2010 0
aweeeee
niknik2014 1
well thats ur own fault you could have just told him to stop then you wouldnt have that problem...ydi for being stupid
doof_fisch 2
It could have been your toes.
MellyMellz 0
This is why you need to TALK during sex. Screaming obviously isn't the solution. Sucks for you !
greatwyt 0
hey honey, i like how you putting it to me there, but would you mind slowing down for a second? it seems my fingers are caught between the bed and the wall, being crushed. thank you.... a bit difficult to TALK under the circumstances, yes?
munkee_6669 0
now thats what I can kinky
MikeG92 0
perhaps say "stop" next time...
loso86 2
Epic win/fail
thisguy22 33
you deserve it. cant blame him for you just screaming instead of telling him what's wrong.
EvilDave 13
Um, how did you get your fingers stuck between the headboard and wall? I don't mean how did they get back there, but rather why couldn't you get them out?
SubjectX 0
instead of screaming "ow" or "stop" you just... screamed? I would have gotten misled too, silly birch.