By well SHIT - 27/02/2014 21:46 - United States - Little Elm

Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
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mpkpm 19
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Hah, I'd say watch your back if your brother wasn't hilarious. Good on him.

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zoepie 7
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Why the fuck were you looking?

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mpkpm 19
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Hah, I'd say watch your back if your brother wasn't hilarious. Good on him.

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142_cats 13
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This was a trap perfectly placed and set off. I love OP's brother.

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poopsi 19
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Yeah, being an artist people tend to look in my sketchbook when I'm not looking and without permission, so I always draw something mentally scarring like two unicorns and a pug humping or something of that sort to scare away unwanted eyes. Good for your brother for doing something similar.. Nosy people are extremely obnoxious.

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zoepie 7
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Why the fuck were you looking?

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TrollingHaters 9
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Because He Wanted To find Porno On.His Laptop

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HersheySquirts 17
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Nope, she was trying to blackmail him and had her head spun instead.

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revan546 24

Look behind you... Too late you're dead

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red225 14

Damn it..I was too late

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AnOriginalName 19

Thanks. I just got killed while taking a shit because I wasn't quick enough to look behind me.

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vegas_jose 18
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You should know by now to be on guard while in the bathroom! Did zombie land teach you nothing??

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bsmith2012 6
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love that movie :-)

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permaband_usr 14
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Rule #3 bro...rule #3

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derpina15 26
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Well why were you snooping through his computer?

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ShadowWhovian 14
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And that, dear readers, is why you never piss off a potential author. You just might end up being the victim of a cruel and unusual death.

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Nilorak 24
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Run, Forrest run!

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Kamon97 23
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Curiosity killed the OP :p

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snugglesMcGee199 23
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Satisfaction brought OP back! :P

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maggiefox 25

He's hilarious

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persianninja 23
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he's a genius!

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ThomasBombadil 31

He so set you up and you took the bait. Hook, line and sinker.

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StompinOnCrayons 15

You better start getting rid of the fingerprints on the keyboard and mouse, just back away and pretend it never happened.

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