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By gali-ma - 07/02/2015 12:52 - Australia

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook of me at a club with some friends. The first comment it got was "Just got a stiffy. 10/10." Thanks for that, dad. FML

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By disgusting - 31/05/2015 09:13 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML

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By Redhottt6 - 05/08/2016 01:24

Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later, he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML

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By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 22:38 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML

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Roll with it

By jonasister - 15/04/2012 18:43 - Sweden - Lund

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

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By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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By drunkfacebookuser - 23/10/2010 13:15 - Australia

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

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By Almostlovedchild - 20/01/2017 18:00

Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 00:53 - United States - Piedmont

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML

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rachb007 11

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:53

Unfriend, block, therapy.

devildog562 33

Sunday 8 February 2015 6:01

Check and mate. Dad troll for the win. That's some seriously creepy stuff. First round on me .

Comments

rachb007 11

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:53

Unfriend, block, therapy.

AutisticAbyss 10

Sunday 8 February 2015 6:04

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

yepokay 11

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:55

Ummm. Ewww

Sandsh8rk 36

Sunday 8 February 2015 15:22

Even if it was intended as a joke, it is still disgusting and completely inappropriate.

RenoTheRhino 30

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:55

Let's hope he was only referring to your friends.

elcee1987 18

Sunday 8 February 2015 9:15

Either way, this is a serious fml

MegasaurusRex89 28

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:55

As if there weren't enough reasons to not friend your parents on Facebook... Ew!

abraybro 27

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:57

That is so wrong on so many levels.

the_untouchables 15

Monday 9 February 2015 21:46

Nope, just the "he's your dad" level.

iTzSelverZz 14

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:57

And thats why you don't add you parents on facebook

JAR_2012 5

Saturday 21 February 2015 4:30

or make a completely different one for family only *continues to barf

daydreamer244 13

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:58

I think it's time to have a talk with your dad.

kstephens2326 15

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:58

Top reason why NOT to have the parents on Facebook.

photographer49 22

Sunday 8 February 2015 6:20

I didn't realize this occured so often that it made the top reason not to have your parents as friends on facebook. I thought it was just so they don't snoop on you.