Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
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BobRoss9 8
I feel like he should write his own FML
Madridsta1999 7
You could call it *puts on glasses* Titty pop
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Comments (174)
thatkidmal 15
In a few hours we'll see an FML from him
cakefete2 31
Yes, from the "not-so-virgin" islands.
Mandybruin 15
That's just really gross. I can't even... How...? *Shiver*
vibernum 17
Hormone imbalance...
AdamUSN 10
Am I the only one waiting for a 'while sucking my girlfriends tatas I popped a pimple and threw up FML'?
idioticmess 15
i hope to see that and hear his point of view for it. lol
dreamweaver1227 11
This reply made me laugh harder than the actual FML.
misszombiexx 10
I think that's more his FML than yours...
airbear18 15
agreed
TheMathMajor 26
This is like that one FML where the girl went to nibble at her boyfriends neck and popped a pimple with her tooth into her mouth. Pretty gross, but throwing up seems like a pretty extreme reaction to that.
ErinRosado 14
I was thinking the same thing.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
that wasn't the nipple you were sucking on
Britterz 12
*gag*
Britterz 12
I would have been a bit grossed out if it wasn't "the end of that".
ahh_rats 15
Lmao dead
EvilLittleMan 23
Tell him it was a trial run for stale milk.
idioticmess 15
oh god. if that was me i dont think i could look at my bf again. sorry that happened to ya OP. i hope you guys can quickly forget it happened.
Stitcher 14
FYL, F his life too.