Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
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BobRoss9 8
I feel like he should write his own FML
Madridsta1999 7
You could call it *puts on glasses* Titty pop
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Comments (174)
fmlrulesBolt 14
Yeah that's disgusting!
inumiko 12
hmm I've never had a pimple in that area. next time just steer him to the other breast to avoid embarrassment if you can.
Sabruna 2
y did you have a pimple on ur titi that's strange
vibernum 17
One word: hormones
Libbiey 6
Uhm.. Perhaps you should shower more? How do you even get pimples on your breasts?? I think think this was more of his FML..
iKristien 5
To everyone here saying "OMG YOU HAVE PIMPLES ON YOUR BOOBS EWWW?" - yes, that happens. Some people have pimples on their bodies, not only their faces. I always have more pimples on my arms, neck and back (and sometimes my boobs) than on my face.
WeskersSexslave 15
pimple on your nipple? how????
Quasita 26
Seriously, if you have skin issues, it is at least partially your responsibility to maintain. I wouldn't let it start in the first place if I had a zit... This is grossing me out because even if they are normal, leaving pockets of pus on your skin and letting a partner lick that skin is not. *shudders*
Douche1118 3
Well that "sucks"
jdlanam87 9
Ummm. Take care of those pimples before getting intimate. If I knew I had a pimple on by breasticle (haha). I wouldn't let him be suckin on it. Just sayin. I'd have puked with him
Desticles69 13
I would puke too. that's disgusting