Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
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Top comments
BobRoss9 8
I feel like he should write his own FML
Madridsta1999 7
You could call it *puts on glasses* Titty pop
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Comments (174)
truefighter3 5
why the **** was a pimple on your tit? o.O
limabeans101029 21
Pimples aren't limited to just grow on faces. Lots of people get pimples on their back, their neck, and some people get them on their boobs. It's not unheard of, and it's not a big deal.
sabiyah 7
Can someone tell me What OP means?
how_to_implode 17
Original poster. You could have found out with an easy Google search.
landmaneric 8
That's disgusting, disturbing and....just gross
islandsun 1
Probably the FML entry I have seen. I nearly threw up reading this. Oh my god. Shelf this one.
nunnsii92 9
I didn't even know pimples could grow on boobs..
airbear18 15
I'm sorry to hear that. :( hope it doesn't ruin your relationship.
Opinion_ 9
If something like that cab ruin it its a bad relationship
anabanana6994 4
Your disgusting !!!! Do you not shower?!?!? Never have I had a pimple on my tit. Ever!
katties 27
And YOU'RE stupid. The reason people get pimples isn't because they're not clean enough
tiarnatargaryen 23
#80 - Hormones. Learn about them.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Get some antibiotics woman. Or use citrus (lemon or lime) on your body at the end of your shower. Take your pick but quick stat. That is a sickening state of affairs.
katties 27
Antibiotics should be used only when it's highly necessary! If you really think you can use them whenever 1) you're spreading antibiotic resistant bacteria and 2) at some point you might die from an infection no antibiotics will be able to cure, ant it might be your own fault
katties 27
*and
vibernum 17
Plus a lot of the antibiotics prescribed for acne problems have high risks of birth defects and that stuff takes years to get out of your system.
Witchylady 18
Yuck!!!! Just yuck. Oh dear why didn't you pop it before you started getting intimate. That is just so so very wrong
Lindz2817 10
I can taste the vomit in my mouth. Can't blame him.