WTFFAIL
Montreal, Canada
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Sorry, Doc
Relaxed
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML
Anonymous
United States
Don't stop
Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML
Why's it so cold in here?
United States
Bailed out
Today, after getting home from being in the field for a week, my wife who's a nurse, convinced me I had a spider bite on my penis. After rushing to the ER and standing nude in a cold exam room while the ER staff checked me out, I learned it's just an ingrown hair. FML
socal000
United States
Messed up
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
poururheartout
Nice.
Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML
applegreen
Limerick, Ireland
Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
Anonymous
Belleville, Canada
The longest monologue
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
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maneater8 7
How do u "accidentally" do that
testestestes123 4
I am still trying to envision how that happened.
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Schizomaniac 24
"Oh yeah do it like that.." "What?" "I...what?"
Trai 6
Shhhhhh... Just let it happen ;).
Enslaved 38
"Turn your head and cough", isn't a pick up line?
FYLDeep 26
I wouldn't mind. Anything to make me feel like I've still got a decent amount of hair on my head.
Krirn 21
FYLDeep, here's another name I haven't seen in a while.
buckdharma 38
Did it move ? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
buckdharma 38
I'm sorry, I just got back from my shock therapy, but all comments are of great importance to me. Please, do tell.
llamafish 25
What....just....what?
ConBroChilll 9
Today, as I was giving a hernia exam, my patient estrangely ran his fingers through my hair. I don't known if he was coming on to me or just plain creepy as ****. FML
ConBroChilll 9
Today, as I was giving a hernia exam, my patient estrangely ran his fingers through my hair. I don't known if he was coming on to me or just plain creepy as ****. FML
strawberrywine22 30
Coming soon: "Today, I gave a patient a hernia exam. Partway through, she ran her fingers through my hair. FML."
spazz666 18
The OP is male.
strawberrywine22 30
Yeah, I realized that after I posted :(
dogpfcorn 11
I question your mental health sir
Kaerunoutof 3
hernia exam, I -> I am ex-hair-en.
perdix 31
In Soviet Russia, tortured anagram scrambles you! YOLO!