WTFFAIL
Montreal, Canada
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Sorry, Doc
Relaxed
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML
Anonymous
United States
Don't stop
Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML
Why's it so cold in here?
United States
Bailed out
Today, after getting home from being in the field for a week, my wife who's a nurse, convinced me I had a spider bite on my penis. After rushing to the ER and standing nude in a cold exam room while the ER staff checked me out, I learned it's just an ingrown hair. FML
socal000
United States
Messed up
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
poururheartout
Nice.
Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML
applegreen
Limerick, Ireland
Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
Anonymous
Belleville, Canada
The longest monologue
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
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maneater8 7
How do u "accidentally" do that
testestestes123 4
I am still trying to envision how that happened.
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Comments (136)
Cyrren 22
O.o Why?!
ICastillo 25
Sounds like the beginning of a porno. The solution to everything is to have some crazy ass sex. Oh you have a hernia let me just **** your brains out until its gone.
lelo007 11
"I think we should have a more... Personal examination, just to make sure everything is performing as it should be." *awful porno music starts playing*
klovemachine 24
Ah yeah :D
farmtireguy 2
Lol wow getting material off fb
Dracoboxer357 36
You know, I can almost see this happening "accidentally." I've done a few physical actions impulsively, realizing it only a second too late that it may not the most appropriate thing to do under the circumstances. Example: While being sleep deprived from having my newborn son and grocery shopping, I picked up a ham and kinda paused, thinking what else I needed when someone else's child started crying. What did I do? I rocked the ham back and forth gently for about 8 seconds before I realized wtf I was doing, and looked around in time to see about 5 people smirking at me like I was nuts. :) Some figured it out on their own, but none the less, I felt kinda foolish. :D Point is, maybe what Op did would have been more acceptable had it Not been his doctor, and the situation was Slightly altered. But take anything out of context, and it can definitely seem obscene! ;D Cheer up, Op! I'm quite sure most all doctors get to see and experience far worse from their patients in the course of their career! ;)
winkydog4056 16
I'll bet if we took a poll, no one, aside from OP of course, has accidentally run their fingers through a doctor's hair. I just have to wonder what was going on in the exam to trigger the 'accident'.
WeskersSexslave 15
someone is used to getting a bj..
HighlandShadows 48
Awkward....
buckdharma 38
Two questions- 1. Where does it say op's doctor was a male ? - 2. How do you run your fingers threw someone's hair when they're behind you ?
TalkCrazy47 7
As a standard statement in the medical field, they try to always place male doctors with male patients and female doctors with female patients when they are doing physical examinations. Reduces awkward feelings on the patient's end, among many other factors. With this in mind, it is very safe to assume that OP's doctor was in fact a male
RedPillSucks 33
@68 I don't think the hernia exam is done from behind. If yours was, you might want to switch doctors, unless you enjoy it, of course.
barefootchic 6
Do hernia exams require you to put your hands on his scalp?
RedPillSucks 33
Yeah, if you want to brace your self... Wait..., what?
electrorange 13
Hope it was the hair on his head!